Robot Chicken (season 3)

All the people killed in the 2nd season finale return as zombies. The Defenders of the Earth accept their limitations. Shout On and Shout Off with The Shouter. The Decepticon Soundwave discovers he’s a little dated. People can lose at The Game of Life. Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger investigates the illegal immigration issue with Speedy Gonzales and Dora the Explorer.
Skits: "Seth's Revenge", "Fantasy Island", "Defenders of the Earth", "Snork Tubes", "The Shouter", "The Sad Fate of Soundwave", "Gyro-Robo News Hour", "Fraternity Shake", "You Like Basketball?", "Naming the Animals", "The Game of Life", "Sleestak Library", "Illegal Alien Problems"

The MythBusters team tackles masturbation myths. G-Force’s Tiny needs to shed a few pounds. Popeye’s friends hold an intervention over his addiction to spinach. Godzilla takes a rookie out for a Training Day. Tablesmasher attempts to defeat The Council of Evil Tables. Dirty Harry deals with a punk that does feel lucky. After retirement, Bob Barker handles the neutering personally.
Skits: "Where Did He Touch You", "Tiny's Big Problem", "Masturbation MythBusters", "Isaac Newton's First Reaction", "Are You Timmy?", "Run Forrest, Run", "Popeye Intervention", "King of the Monsters", "New Ghost Rider", "Council of Evil Tables", "Give a Mouse a Cookie", "Feel Lucky, Punk?", "Your Mom Says", "Bob Barker's New Gig"

Randy experiences cross-dressing as the Pink Ranger and death in The Worst Halloween. The crew of Battlestar Galactica defeats the FCC threat. Dick Tracy earns his name. Behold, the newest adventure of Turbo Teen. M.A.S.K.’s Matt Tracker takes a bride.
Skits: "Elf Tree Rampage", "The Worst Halloween", "Gavel Whacking", "Frakking Galactica", "The Last Unicorn", "Turbo Teen", "Chocolate Easter Eggs", "Dick Tracy's a Dick", "The Worst School Day", "Charlotte's New Web", "Follow the Light, Rainbow", "Put a M.A.S.K. On It", "Mutant Enemy Insanity"

Law & Order has never been chickenfied till now. President George W. Bush receives a gremlin. Don't miss "The 33rd Year Old Virgin" starring Jesus Christ. Smokey Bear remembers how he got his name. Stan Lee and Pamela Anderson reveal superhero gossip on "Superheroes Tonight."
Skits: "Delicious Gummy Bears", "There's Something on The Wing", "Chicken Room", "George W. Gremlin", "I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up to Stop You", "The 33 Year Old Virgin", "Toss to the Death", "The Origin of Smokey", "Superheroes Tonight", "The Origin of The Watcher and The Shocker"

Ted Kennedy and Jenna Jameson battle celebrities in politics and porn! Link's looking for a decent reward from Princess Zelda. The Homeless airlines sorta take flight. The SWAT Team finally "gets" Sonic the Hedgehog for speeding.^[1] Learn whatever happened to the Micro Machines Man. Skeletor's latest plot to destroy Eternia and He-Man goes a little too well.
Skits: "Bedroom Dysfunction", "Ted and Jenna's Rampage", "Micro Machines Man's Life", "Bungie Snack", "The Tortoise, The Hare and the Ugly", "Rescuing Zelda", "Straitjacket Escape", "Mona Lisa's Smile", "Stopping Sonic", "The Lagoon Creature's Name", "The Sectaurs' Final Mission", "Homeless Airlines", "Hernia Check", "Million Dollar Direct TV Baby", "The Humping Robot Goes Vegas", "The Death of He-Man"

Another black man in a fat suit movie. Big Jim tries to score. The Cat in the Hat has his way with the family pet and the kids need to get lost. Doug tells us about his life. When Snarf kicks it, Mumm-Ra sees his chance to destroy the ThunderCats as Lion-O's new nanny.
Skits: "Like a Mirror", "Giant Fat Black Suit Movie", "Puppet Problems", "Big Jim!", "Pound Puppies For Sale", "Mercenary", "Riddler's Home Life", "Full Moon Tonight", "Doug at a Bar", "Screw Youssical the Musical", "Mumm-Ra is Mrs. Mumbletipeg", "Ma-Mutt is Hungry"

The dinosaurs face their Armageddon. Barbie and Yasmin (of the Bratz) go head-to-head on MTV's Exposed. What happens on Tuesday when Wimpy has to pay for his burgers? The Greatest American Hero or greatest American nerd? Find out how infinite wealth has affected Richie Rich's teenage years.
Skits: "And Relax", "Dinosaur Armageddon", "This is Going to Hurt Me", "Barbie Exposed", "Stand For the Anthem", "Bride of Beetlejuice", "Robin Hood Wins and Loses", "I'd Gladly Pay You Tuesday", "Greatest American Nerd", "Fred Flintstone's Brake Pads", "Richie Rich's Crib"

An alien invasion isn't quite what it seems. Haunted houses are common, but not one with THIS kind of ghost! Can Bob the Builder take on the union? Probably. "Inside the Battlefield" revisits G.I. Joe's and Cobra's battle of the Weather Dominator, twenty years later.
Skits: "And How Did That Joke Make You Feel?", "Unplanned Invasion", "Rape Ghost", "Sleepy Kitty", "Timber!", "Bob the Union Scab", "Monster Realty", "My Name is Sonny", "Next Stop, Lonelyville", "Pee Wee's Secret Word", "G.I. Joe's Fight for the Weather"

Our PS3 Contest winner gets what's coming to him. Mr. Rogers is turning Japanese. Spawn faces the Devil with his one true skill - fiddling. Fonzie takes care of Chachi the best he can in The Pursuit of Happy Days. Iron Man's feet become his greatest weakness. VH1's "Top 100 Final Episodes" features the end of Mork & Mindy, The Love Boat and more.
Skits: "The PS3 Big Winner", "Joust Ruminations", "Japanese Mr. Rogers", "The Comedy of Science", "Death in Operation", "Spawn Went Down to Georgia", "Have Some Self Respect!", "The Big Bad Cross Dressing Wolf", "Everybody Hates Christ", "The Pursuit of Happy Days", "New Tunes on the Radio", "Iron Man's Coming", "Top 100 Final Episodes Ever"

The Empire Strikes Back's Lando Calrissian led our heroes into a dinnertime trap with Darth Vader, and hilarity's the main course! In the spirit of 300 comes 1776. Michael Moore uncovers whatever happened to the girls' toys of yesteryear.
Skits: "Word Fun!", "Not One More Day!", "Are You Not Entertained?", "Milk Sacks", "Baby Hostages", "Aw, Dad", "Dinner With Vader", "1776", "Robotic Longevity", "Girl Toys"

Guest stars: Malcolm McDowell, Adrianne Palicki, Billy Dee Williams

The Maytag Man helps out...with his life. Crystar the Crystal Warrior gets smoked. Thelma & Louise regret their suicidal ways. The Maytag Repairman's life really sucks. The Laff-A-Lympics gang faces their darkest games ever: Munich, 1972.
Skits: "Straight From Hello Kitty's Mouth", "This. Is. Decaf!", "A Modest Proposal", "Cut Me, Mick", "This. Isn't. Funny!", "Thelma & Louise: After the Fadeout", "This. Is. Martha!", "Scientist Mad With Power", "Eat Lightning and Crap Thunder", "Crystar the Crystal Meth Warrior", "This. Is. Scrumptious!", "The Home Life of the Maytag Repairman", "A Modest Proposal (Part 2)", "Laff-A-Munich"

The Kool-Aid Man quenches some inconvenient thirsts. The mystery of why Encyclopedia Brown's parents aren't getting along. Wonder Woman reveals her revealing arch-enemy. Drunk celebrities are revealed to be reptilian-like aliens, referencing the 1983 made-for-television science fiction movie "V".
Skits: "Kool Aid in Space", "Mr. Potato Head's Morning Routine", "Encyclopedia Brown and the Missing Balls", "It's The Law, Asshole!", "Kool Aid in Zombie Wasteland" , "Michael Jackson's Giant Dancing Robot", "Encyclopedia Brown's Solution", "Hansel & Gretel's Revenge", "Ray Charles in Charge", "Reverse Villains", "Kool Aid in the Open", "V: The Celebrity Rehab Invasion"

She-Ra cannot get a moment of peace as Etheria is constantly under attack while she suffers from period pains. The Grease Gang create a new hump machine. The Magic Garden discovers that the story box has a biblical story they will never forget. Lego goes Babel! The Smurfs Village is ravaged by a hurricane.
Skits: "Sorry About AIDS", "She-Ra's Aunt Flo", "Dry Cleaner of Death", "Hump Lightning", "Raiders of the Magic Garden", "Pinhead's New Look", "Intensive Care Bears", "Hump Lightning's Happy Ending", "I Got It!", "Lego Babel", "Look At The Baby!", "Smurf-tastrophe!", "The Emmy Award Winning Robot Chicken"

Guest stars: Joel McHale, Robin Tunney

Hermey the Elf sucks at being a dentist, The Nerd is stuffed into a locker and into the magical and confusing land of Narnia.. All Sally wants is a love note, but for Linus it's misery.
Skits: "Hermey's Dentistry", "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus", "Born In a Manger", "Lighting Up the Christmas Lights", "The Lion, the Witch and the Locker", "Office Christmas Parties", "Misery, My Sweet Babboo", "Little Drummer Goku"

The Super Friends make way for The Super Pets. The Carmen Sandiego host has girlfriend troubles. Pac-Man learns that he’s been living in The Matrix. The car version of Voltron gets to the rescue as fast as it can. The Cenobites guest star on Girls Gone Wild. 24 focuses on the night hours as Drac takes down the terrorists. This Episode aired on adult swim as a April Fools day Prank for a sneak peek of upcoming shows.
Skits: "Vampire 7:00-8:00AM", "Superpets", "Pringles Fever", "Voltron Force Assemble!", "Dr. Pepper", "Planet of the Ape", "Bear Takes a Bullet", "Pool Clog", "Pac-Matrix", "Vampire 1:00-2:00PM", "Mouse Pardon", "Where In Time Is My Broken Heart", "It Happened In Battle", "Girls Gone Wild: Cenobitches", "Vampire 8:00-9:00PM"

Conan the Barbarian tells us “What is Best in Life” with a song. The Nerds find out Revenge comes with a price. President Jenna Bush trades the Oil Crisis for the Corn Crisis. The Saved by the Bell kids meet Jigsaw from Saw, and Screech will never be the same. The Borg track the Enterprise to its hiding place—Las Vegas’ Star Trek Experience.
Skits: "Private Dumbass", "Revenge is Best Served For Life", "Conan's Song", "Carrot Eats The Rabbit", "The Real Star Trek Experience", "All Farting and Retards", "Do Ya See the Problem Here?", "Rosie's Toes", "Sawed by the Bell"

Sylar gets a new power in a Heroes parody. Behind the scenes of Excitebike. Mr. Magoo gets Laser Eye Surgery. Tarzan learns that not everything humans can teach him are as good as Jane’s boobs. When Paris Hilton was stuck in prison, it was up to Nicole Richie to stage a Prison Break.
Skits: "Einstein, Mofo", "Excitebike", "Uncle Glen", "Mr. Magoo's Final View", "Those Boobs", "I Wonder Where The Ocean Is Going", "We Find the Defendant", "Virtue City", "Baby vs. Puppy", "Lincoln Gets a Good Ass-Kicking In", "Paris and Nicole's Prison Break"

Vic Mackey from The Shield switches places with the Fantastic Four’s Thing, which references Michael Chiklis as he portrays both. Cowboys on a cattle drive have it bad in biblical proportions. Bronson Pinchot and Ludacris star in the off-Broadway production of “Don’t Be Ridiculous”. Fraggle Rock meets Watership Down when the Fraggles are forced out of their home and onto a desperate hunt for survival.
Skits: "This Will Only Hurt For a Second", "Insert SHIELD Joke Here", "The Battle of Hastings", "Vibratron", "Poppa Bear Pooper Party", "I Hate You, Grandma", "Frozen Pissball Emergency", "Don't Be Ridiculous", "Bad Crossing Guard", "Watership Fraggle"

Diggers have Dug their own grave, Dig Dug-style, ya dig? You’ve never seen a Vegas crime caper like Ocean’s Thirty-Eight. The government tries to contain an outbreak of cooties. Teenagers are exposed to movie trailers, but they’re not exactly watching the screen. Rated TV-MA.
Skits: "I'm Einstein, Bitch", "Dig Dug", "Dolly Hates You Too", "Ocean's Thirty-Eight", "I Want the Peanut Brittle", "We Own Tiger", "I'd Get That Eye Checked", "Cooties", "Hole in the Bucket", "Michael Bay Presents: Explosions!", "Ford: The Movie", "Young Black People on a Rhythm Team", "Ram-Boo-Boo", "2001, But with Boobs", "Robot Chicken: The Credits: The Movie"

Guest stars: Robin Bain, Master P, Adrianne Palicki, Matthew Wood

The latest Japanese commercial for a yeast infection cream needs a famous pitch-woman. The enemies of America are on the run as President Bush becomes…Captain Texas! Sir Mix-a-Lot knows what King Arthur needs! A Glo Worm saves the day when a blackout strikes. We dedicate the season to the staff we’ve lost…and killed.
Skits: "Yeast-B-Gone", "Ice Cream Man", "Captain Texas Is Coming", "Celebrity Double Dare", "Fridge Beam", "I Regret", "Space Pirate Monkey From Pluto!", "Table Be Round", "Uh, This is a Pickle", "Glo Worm", "In Memoriam"